I introduced my friend Justin to April and Kristin at a school dance sometime either Sophomore or Junior year. He went to Shasta High School in Redding, CA and we went to Mercy High in Red Bluff.
I introduced him as “Belnar” and told them he was visiting from Arizona. I think we managed to keep that going for at least a couple of hours.
One of my favorite activities on a night out in Red Bluff was to go “Screaming with April and Kristin”.
It was a simple game.
Drive around. Sometimes April drove her shit-car, sometimes Kristin drove hers.
When you saw people, scream at them. A guttural yell was a crowd-pleaser. So was yelling “HEY!” and then “MADE YOU LOOK!”.
Side note: Do not, under any circumstances, yell Hijo de Puta at a carload of Latin American gang-bangers. They will follow you and Kristin will have to drive like even more of a maniac to get away.