Weird things my kids have said

From 2006 to mid-2014, I wrote down as many of the bizarre things our kids did/said as I could. I haven’t been as dilligent about it lately and I’m starting to regret it.

Here’s a random sampling from the past:

Stuart: “Daddy it’s dark outside. It’s nighttime”

Me: “That’s right. It is dark outside.”

Stuart: “Daddy? You turn the light on outside?”

-2006

“Do monsters have penises?”

-Rina, 2006

Jane: Sweetie, you’re not going to school because you’re sick.

Stuart: Am I going to go to home with my friend you?

-2006

Stuart: “Mom, what if people were all chicken nuggets and the pool was the ketchup?”

-2009

“I’m not famous but I AM awesome.”

-Ivar, 2010

“I had one whole year of loneliness.”

-Rina on the birth of Stuart, 2011

“More hugging, less leaving.”

-Ivar, as I was leaving for week, 2011

Ivar: Can cowboys be blonde?

Me: Yes sweetie. A cowboy is just a guy.

Ivar: OK, good.

-2012

“Were pirates the first people on earth after cavemen?”

-Ivar, 2012

You can’t trim your Mustache. That’s the best part of a man.

-Rina, 2014