I love living in The Highlands

Jane and I were walking up Bardstown Rd. yesterday, heading for the Mid-City Mall.

There was a pretty sketchy lady sitting at the bus stop near Eastern Pkwy. As we passed, she asked "Are you waiting for the bus?".

"No, sorry" I said, figuring she was going to ask about the bus schedule or something.

As we walked away, she hollered at me "I wouldn't suck your dick if my life depended on it!"