From 2006 to mid-2014, I wrote down as many of the bizarre things our kids did/said as I could. I havenβt been as dilligent about it lately and Iβm starting to regret it.
Hereβs a random sampling from the past:
Stuart: βDaddy itβs dark outside. Itβs nighttimeβ
Me: βThatβs right. It is dark outside.β
Stuart: βDaddy? You turn the light on outside?β
-2006
βDo monsters have penises?β
-Rina, 2006
Jane: Sweetie, youβre not going to school because youβre sick.
Stuart: Am I going to go to home with my friend you?
-2006
Stuart: βMom, what if people were all chicken nuggets and the pool was the ketchup?β
-2009
βIβm not famous but I AM awesome.β
-Ivar, 2010
βI had one whole year of loneliness.β
-Rina on the birth of Stuart, 2011
βMore hugging, less leaving.β
-Ivar, as I was leaving for week, 2011
Ivar: Can cowboys be blonde?
Me: Yes sweetie. A cowboy is just a guy.
Ivar: OK, good.
-2012
βWere pirates the first people on earth after cavemen?β
-Ivar, 2012
You canβt trim your Mustache. Thatβs the best part of a man.
-Rina, 2014