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Domino's Nightly Stoner Encounter

An intrepid Domino's Customer Service Rep answers the phone only to find himself speaking with the most stoned of stoners

CSR: Thank you for calling Domino's, this is Antelope Love Fan. How can I help you?

MSS: Uhhhh, yeah. Do you have Coke or Pepsi products?

CSR: We have Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, and Barq's Rootbeer.

MSS: Uhhh, hold on.

Insert 3 minute pause with muffled whispering in the background

MSS: Okay, uhhh. We want 2 Pepsis.

CSR: Will Coke be okay instead?

MSS: Oh yeah. That's totally fine.

CSR raises loaded pistol to forehead and inserts cynanide capsule between teeth